hello This Guy is Pretty Cool

This Guy is Pretty Cool

Meet Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. He’s a pretty cool guy. One day he was just chillin in the park hanging out with his deadly weapon of choice and his weed, getting obliterated in a public park when all of a sudden these cops had to show up and totally harsh his mellow. Cops, man. Ya know?


Last April Beezow got picked up on the charge of carrying a concealed handgun, because apparently people worry he might somehow be lacking self-control or have poor decision making skills. This might or might not have been before he changed his name from his white-slave name of Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. It’s hard to tell. But one thing’s for sure, Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop couldn’t stay out of trouble for very long.

He got arrested last week for getting blazed in public and then was found to have violated the bail conditions for that arrest when cops showed up and found a knife and some weed on his person after neighbors called to complain about his disruptive behavior on Thursday. Since then his rather unique name and mugshot have been plastered everywhere.

So Ha. Ha. Ha. America. Laugh it up. It’s okay.  Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop can take it. He’s the Hero we need, just not the one we deserve.

(Source: LA Times… and everywhere else)

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