A new lawsuit against the Bartow County Sheriff’s Department alleges that officers disregarded a court order to have a lesbian woman placed in drug treatment and instead used county funds to have her placed in the care of a private Evangelical couple who proceeded to administer “ex-gay conversion therapy” against her will.

Public restrooms are for the most part a blight on humanity. The place where your last shred of dignity and sense of sanity goes to die. A place where literally every shlub on the street can drop trou and unleash their hellish gut sauce culled from the darkest corners of their rotten colons. Then you have to go in next and use the same stall hoping beyond hope that the thin piece of wax paper will protect you from whatever godforsaken diseases they have.

I personally try to avoid them with all my might. But not 22-year-old Joel Hardman. He loves them. Well, women’s restrooms anyway. He loves them so much he likes to take photographic souvenirs of his visits. Oh, and did I mention he does so while dressing up as a mannequin hoping you don't notice he's there? Yeah, there's that too.

Dressed in a trenchcoat with a camouflage bag packed to the brim with assorted weaponry slung across his shoulder, 25-year-old Christopher Rodger entered Port Authority with an "empty" look in his eyes and a singular mission on his mind: Zombie Hunting. (Un)Fortunately, Port Authority police, ignorant to the true dangers of a full on zombie pandemic affecting NYC, stopped him and what they found inside that camouflage bag is nothing short of amazing... or creepy.

As part of our ongoing efforts to keep you informed of the latest and greatest in dumb criminal news we now present to you the legendary tale of one Jonathan Huntley. The 25-year-old North Carolina man recently celebrated the end of his seven year bid for armed robbery and breaking and entering by printing a T-shirt with his old mugshot on it and the phrase "Making Money is my Thang." Unfortunately for Mr. Huntley however police just happened to find said shirt after it fell out of a get-away vehicle containing two robbers as they sped away from the scene of a home invasion robbery. Police have a hunch that one of the robbers just might be Mr. Huntley. Whoops.

Since the reality tv explosion at the end of the 20th century new so-called reality shows have been cropping up everywhere. Cheap to produce and more exploitative than a regular talk show, tv execs have been hurling these oozing pustules of unfiltered American Id at our screens with reckless abandon. Naturally, in order to snag the attention span of their ADHD viewing audiences these shows were forced to be more and more competitive, pushing the envelope wherever they could. Below is a list of shows that we consider to be the most daring therefore closest to our hearts.