Meet Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. He’s a pretty cool guy. One day he was just chillin in the park hanging out with his deadly weapon of choice and his weed, getting obliterated in a public park when all of a sudden these cops had to show up and totally harsh his mellow. Cops, man. Ya know?

It was just another night at Spelly’s Bar and Grille. A gas station cashier named Samuel Vanettes  was playing a game of darts with Riverside County sheriff's deputy Dayle Long. Aw, you suck at darts," a bystander said.

"That’s why I’m a cop, I can do whatever I want to do".'

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