20 Crimes Caught on Google Street View
Posted by DWith Big Brother -- er, Google watching, no crime is hidden from view. Here are just a few instances of crime and punishment caught on its Street View feature.
1. Reckless Driving
"I didn't realize this was a no parking tree."
Mildly Reprehensible Knievel.
Timmy made extra money working as a bicycle airbag.
2. Burglary/Theft
Either this is Spiderman's laundry day, or this guy's trying to break in.
It's awfully nice of him to steal a bicycle for his imaginary friend.
I'm thinking that's not the Staples parking lot.
3. Vandalism/Destruction of Property
Short on money, Joe tried deserpately to paint an ATM.
Before she buys a car, she kicks the tires...and the door...and the side-view mirror...and the salesman.
4. Public Intoxication
In his defense, that light pole would fall down if he wasn't there.
Few have seen the alley behind Sesame Street.
The park: where everybody knows your name.
5. Assault and Battery
This beatdown went on for 16 units!
Practicing for their middle school production of Rocky III.
Never too young to commit a felony.
6. Indecent Exposure
Trying to build up her resume for that Girls Gone Wild application.
7. Brandishing a Deadly Weapon
We're pretty sure this is a toy gun.
This, on the other hand...
"There can be only one!"
8. Illegal Parking
Unless this is a hover car, it isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
"The white curb is for gelato loading and unloading only..."
Citation for Driving a Vespa While Male.
9. Prostitution
Even Cinderella was hurt by the recession.
Must be the car.
Hooker? I hardly know her!
10. Joyriding
OK, this is a Google Earth photo, but it's clear that someone's taking their frustrations out on a baseball field.
11. Underage Smoking
Blurring your hair won't hide your shame.
12. Speeding
Busted.
Erik Estrada don't play that.
"I'm sorry ma'am, this is a no Schwinn situation."
13. Drug Dealing
That car was made for buying drugs.
Obviously peddling crack.
14. Jaywalking
Not using a crosswalk...
Not waiting for the light...
Not living in reality.
15. Lewd Behavior
I don't wanna know what's going on here...OK, maybe I do.
Can't you at least wait 'til you get home to blow it up?
16. Failure to Obey a Street Sign
The Google car is apparently above the law.
17. Arson?
Aftermath of the Great Tulip Riot of '07.
What fire?
18. Public Urination
A menage-a-tinkle.
"The bush was on fire."
Guilty.
19. Stalking
"Soon, that sarong will be mine..."
20. Unspecified Offenses
"Sir, your rims are just too shiny."
"I swear, someone put that construction cone in my pants."
When the police station runs out of coffee, 7-11 gets shut down.
Posted by Mario on 13/4/09
#16 – the stains on the pavement – Someone blew out an oil pan – probably did not make it to far…. hahahahaha
Posted by Krylen on 13/4/09
Ha! some of those are pretty funny. I especially like the menage-a-tinkle, seriously, they all couldn’t hold it? or at least find a better location?
Posted by Luis Renteria on 13/4/09
These are pretty funny.
Posted by Paki on 13/4/09
Mario is a moron. You bitch-ass, look closer. Both the before and after have the same spillage.
Besides, that shit isn’t even dark enough to by synthetic.
Moron.
Posted by Matt on 14/4/09
Funny how when you don’t have to actually see someone as you talk to them, you think you can get away with smack talk. Why the antagonism? Just shut up and laugh.
Posted by Walter on 14/4/09
i could recognise the dog.. blurring clearly doesn’t work. :-)
Posted by Paul on 14/4/09
Genius. Assembling these images is so creative. What a great snapshot of a slice of human nature; society 2008/9. Using Google like this has great artistic and academic potential. Thanks.
Posted by Mapper99 on 14/4/09
Go to http://streetviewgallery.corank.com to see the source for this list.
Posted by anon on 14/4/09
Hey Paki, I don’t think Mario was referring to the google car about the broken oil pan. If he was then he would’ve said oil spill or puddles, not stains. And it obviously is from a vehicle because the stain continues out in a line up the street in the center of the lane. Whether or not it was from oil, idk. Could’ve been a radiator or hose too.
Posted by __-__ on 14/4/09
paki is an e-thug. The hardest pit in the litter until he has to say that shit in someones face. Faggot. It looks like the car probably got fucked up when it destroyed whatever used to be standing between those curbs. could be several things. I have synthetic oil stains on my driveway that are lighter than that. Man I can’t stand e-thugs.
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Posted by BrujoGarza on 14/4/09
Hey you should come to Modesto California, We have our share of moronic mishaps. Hello world
Posted by jaycustom on 14/4/09
No. 7 with the supposedly “toy’ gun….I bet it IS real, you’d be surprised how they act around those neighborhoods. That one is about 15 mins from my house (on the wrong side of the tracks) in Chicago IL
Posted by jreesnc on 15/4/09
Number 8, that’s a Reliant, it’s a three wheel car which explains the apparent floatiness
Posted by Dixie Normous on 15/4/09
As a Brit, I know that car is not a Reliant.
Posted by kookie on 16/4/09
lol on A menage-a-tinkleis that a cop with them? and on the hovercraft one the van at the bottem right looks wierd look at the wheels…but yea…awesome compilation love it =D
Posted by dhfsdjkf on 16/4/09
Wait what you HAVE to use a zebra crossing? That’s just stupid imo. What if there’s no crossing?
Posted by jonny on 16/4/09
The third picture in Jaywalking isn’t jaywalking: you can cross the road wherever you like in the UK…and Dixie Normous is right, it isn’t a Robin Reliant, Regal or any other three-wheeler.
Posted by lilajane on 16/4/09
I don’t think the point of #8 was how many wheels that car had or whether or not it appeared to be floating…the point was that the volvo station wagon in front of it is wedged between that car and another car with no room to maneuver out.
Posted by karlontxo on 16/4/09
I understand blurring the faces and car plates, but… hooker mini-skirt????
Posted by JJ on 16/4/09
The before and after in #16 are clearly different pictures. Just look at the background, the shape of the curbs and the level of zoom on the google toolbar.
Therefore Paki, you are an idiot, not mario
Posted by cheese on 16/4/09
They’re different angles on #16, not different pictures.
Posted by spundoctor on 16/4/09
Thank you Cheese
Posted by Muppet Master on 17/4/09
Paki, your the moron.
Mario clearly says “Someone blew out an oil pan”.
The Before and After are different cos they are looking at the same part of the street but from different sides.
Take a look at the shadow on the left hand side of the Before picture. Its from the car seen on the right side in the after picture.
Google car obviously took and image driving up to it and then after hitting the signs.
stains are from a previous vehicle and Paki is still a moron.
Posted by streetviewhacks.blogspot.com on 17/4/09
Excellent compilation. Congratulations!
Posted by KA4993-Oside650 on 19/4/09
those are hilarious. :-)
Posted by weee on 20/4/09
#7 is actually a real gun, i saw the pic blown up on another site, along with before and after frames of people on the street watching.. LOL. crazy the kid had to be only like 4 or 5 whats the need for a gun.. that pics been taken off but the before and after are still there i guess
Posted by Joe Zydeco on 20/4/09
The house fire in #17 really isn’t a house fire. If you look at the next image up on Google Maps, you can see it’s just a barbeque grill on the porch being started.
Posted by Dick on 21/4/09
Only the dog seems to know he is on camera.
hahahhhhaa
Posted by Emily Dugan on 22/4/09
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Many thanks, Emily.
Posted by Street View Fan on 3/5/09
Public Urination + Indecent exposure at the same time:
Guy caught urinating facing… the camera. The pic is still in Street View this minute. It will likely be removed soon:
http://www.streetviewhacks.com/2009/05/man-shows-everything-to-google-street.html
Posted by Davey on 11/5/09
Amazing, how do you find this shit?
Posted by StrA on 27/5/09
Crime? LoL just wasted some of my time
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Posted by luisrmrz676 on 9/10/09
I enjoyed this post because you can see the real things that are happen.
Posted by Trevsta on 10/10/09
That was me passed out in the ally
Posted by Ipodfilm on 20/10/09
So nice site. I will visit it more often and read comments. Thx u a lot
Posted by mik on 25/10/09
The last photo in 14 is in london, where you don’t need to press a button to cross a road.
Posted by that guy on 25/10/09
who ever made this is a complete tool…
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Posted by Jennifer Johnson on 2/11/09
it was the most amazing post i have ever seen in my life. some of them are very funny but which i like the most is number 16 and number one that guy is really taking his frustration out in such a weird way.
Posted by oleg on 2/11/09
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Posted by Mebelstrs on 11/12/09
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Posted by Legs Abundant on 30/1/10
Posted by Acosta P. on 8/3/10
haha Google is evil
Posted by Andrew on 16/3/10
since when was crossing the road illegal
Posted by London on 17/3/10
Sure police have funny videos going around. With so many cameras on the streets, at least in London!
Posted by Alex Jones on 30/3/10
i am gay
Posted by Willy Wonka on 30/3/10
Come to my chocolate factory.
Posted by Willy Wonka on 30/3/10
Come to my chocolate factory.
Posted by headshop on 31/3/10
Haha the google guys moved the cones to get their street view job done. Git er done google.
Posted by roor bong on 31/3/10
That guy has a friggin ak47 or something!? Google doesn’t seem to be doing a great job blurring out all the faces tho.
Posted by Guardian Self Defense on 20/4/10
Come on man. Are these real? Of course they are! What is our world coming to?
Posted by Lil on 12/7/10
#16 ya HE prob blew out an oil pan. haha