There aren’t too many people eager to go to jail, but in case you were thinking it would be a walk in the park, consider who might be your cellmate. Imagine waking up to find one of these folks staring at you. Let's just say they're not going to be making People's Hottest Lists like some other offenders out there.

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Meet Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. He’s a pretty cool guy. One day he was just chillin in the park hanging out with his deadly weapon of choice and his weed, getting obliterated in a public park when all of a sudden these cops had to show up and totally harsh his mellow. Cops, man. Ya know?

It was just another night at Spelly’s Bar and Grille. A gas station cashier named Samuel Vanettes  was playing a game of darts with Riverside County sheriff's deputy Dayle Long. Aw, you suck at darts," a bystander said.

"That’s why I’m a cop, I can do whatever I want to do".'

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So you’re sitting in the back of a squad car with your brother on charges of drug possession. You know that you’ve got an ounce of cocaine shoved up your ass and you’re pretty sure cops are gonna find it when you get to the station. So what do you do?

If you answered “I’d have my brother eat the coke.” You would be in agreement with Deangelo Mitchell. And your brother would be dead.

Craigslist can be a great place for finding a new job, getting a good deal on used goods and finding escorts. But it can also be a great tool for luring someone out into a patch of deserted farm land and murdering them.